Old MaidMrs. Hallelujah chants the teacher's petMrs. Hallelujah how come you aint no Mrs. Yet You didn't get the wedding dress, the room for two, the sweet caress And you didn't get the tenderness You didn't get the man Mrs. Hallelujah sings the high school band Mrs. Hallelujah well she just can't understand Cause she always did what mamma said. She kept the bible in her head The holy water in her bed It kept away the man Old maid love is on the way Some day he'll come and make it all He'll make it all you OK You say good girls can't give it all away But god should and god will do anything Old maid she lies awake She contemplates and undulates to pictures of the boys she left at school And old maid she made mistakes She tests the times her heart can break But never did she break the golden rule Old maid love is on the way Some day he'll come and make it all He'll make it all you OK You say good girls can't give it all away But God should and God will do anything For old maids |